MAD's Al Jaffee Spews Out Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions

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A SIGNET COMIC + P3555 * 60¢ What's the book about? S Ss It's about the most It’s about moronic questions like that one...and clever answers like these: It’s about 7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 192 pages thick! ridiculous idea for a book ever conceived! It's about time that idiot out there stopped reading this cover and bought it. INTRODUCTION Are you plagued by clods who ask stupid questions? We mean the kind of questions to whichtheanswersare painfully obvious. Doesn’t it drive you nuts to have to give such answers? Don’t you wish you could come up with snappy answers that would put these dolts down, like the TV comedians always do? Well, now you can. All you need is a sense of humor, a little prac- tice, and a rotten disposition. You also need to convince yourself that there is nothing worse than stupid clods who ask pointless unneces- sary questions. Do you understand what we mean? Are we getting the point of this book across to you? Is our premise clear to you? Don’t you wish y